ah, internet, the miraculous place where you can end up crying over a friendzoned genocidal teenage mermaid alien harry potter
kurloz got a new pair of heels i think
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
guys cool your jets he’s ambidextrous
no way man, he can’t use both his right hand and his left, he has to pick one
he is just greedy and confused
or a closet lefty
it’s a phase, he will grow out of it once he finds a nice right-handed tool
Suddenly i wrote a thing
Warnings: masturbation, cum inflation, trolls in heat, nook!cronus
What if Vriska went about her revenge a bit differently…
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why, Sollux. It appears the red and blue glass of your eyes has caught the pink and green glint of the moons in their perigees. The sweet poetry almost makes a man forget how the grime that once filled your veins made his stomach turn. It is a good omen for illicit lovers. Could you imagine the scandal if anyone found out?? No one must ever know.
i was having sadstuck feels until the equius post. now i can’t stop laughing.