that one dude with the blog

ah, internet, the miraculous place where you can end up crying over a friendzoned genocidal teenage mermaid alien harry potter

me and my alien bf

me: bby youre so horny
bf: i am a troll

Bloggers Handwriting
I was tagged by Xavi ( damnitxavi )I’m tagging - clownings the-bard-of-void invaderjas sketchy-replies

Bloggers Handwriting

I was tagged by Xavi ( damnitxavi )
I’m tagging - clownings the-bard-of-void invaderjas sketchy-replies

madcarnival:

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kurloz got a new pair of heels i think

my plans for the week-end:

  • try to draw for my ask blog
  • fail
  • cry

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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traumagotchi:

guys cool your jets he’s ambidextrous

no way man, he can’t use both his right hand and his left, he has to pick one

he is just greedy and confused

or a closet lefty

it’s a phase, he will grow out of it once he finds a nice right-handed tool

In sync

Suddenly i wrote a thing

Pairing: kurcro

Warnings: masturbation, cum inflation, trolls in heat, nook!cronus

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jin-nyeh:

pigeon666:

scarvenrot:

solluxcaptor:

syblatortue:

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What if Vriska went about her revenge a bit differently…

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Why, Sollux. It appears the red and blue glass of your eyes has caught the pink and green glint of the moons in their perigees. The sweet poetry almost makes a man forget how the grime that once filled your veins made his stomach turn. It is a good omen for illicit lovers. Could you imagine the scandal if anyone found out?? No one must ever know. 

WTF equwwwwwww

i was having sadstuck feels until the equius post. now i can’t stop laughing.